GQ 

The magazine sent three of us (me, Adam Rapoport & Alan Richman) in search of our idea of the perfect meal. 

I went to Barcelona to eat at 
an all-dessert restaurant. 

Then—possibly as karmic payback for expensing all that Chateau d’Yquem and the plane ticket for the girlfriend—the magazine hired someone to do some character assassination with these caricatures.